A Week in Puerto Rico: What We Learned So You Don't Have To
Letâs cut the fluff. If youâre thinking of heading to Puerto Rico for your next island escape, this isnât going to be your average travel brochure spiel. We just spent 8 days sweating, laughing, getting slightly roasted (by both the sun and locals), and falling in love with an island thatâs way more than its turquoise beaches and pastel-colored streets.
No resorts. No piĂąa coladas on lounge chairs. Just real stories, local recs, budget wins, and honest mishaps. So if you're down for more than just the highlight reel, letâs get into what you really need to know before booking your ticket to Puerto Rico.
First Things First: Logistics & Local Etiquette
Yes, Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory. You can use your driverâs license instead of a passport, and you wonât need to exchange currency. But donât let the familiar details fool youâthis is its own place, with its own rhythm, pride, and heartbeat. Donât show up acting like you own the place. A little respect and humility go a long way.
And good news: itâs budget-friendly. We scored flights to San Juan using Daily Drop Pro alerts (shoutout), and found charming Airbnb stays in San Juan, Isabela, and the mountains for $60â$107 a night. No, they werenât sketchy. Yes, they had real beds.
Rental Cars, Rainforests & Road Chaos
Want to see more than Old San Juan? Rent a car. Just... prepare yourself. Puerto Rican roads are a mix of polite chaos. Stop signs? Suggestions. Road rules? Vibes. But itâs worth every beep and detour. We paid $292 for a 7-day rental. Thatâs wild. Also, your U.S. credit card likely covers the insuranceâcheck it before you pay extra.
Our advice: Start in Old San Juan, but donât stop there. Go to El Yunque early (seriouslyâparking is a competitive sport), get soaked in a rainforest downpour, and climb to the towers before the buses arrive. Trust us, waterfalls are even better when you're the only one there... even if you're dripping wet and forgot a jacket.
Island Time Is RealâLean Into It
Nothing moves fast in Puerto Rico. Not the service. Not the driving. Not the beach days. And honestly? Thatâs the point. Embrace it. Sit down, breathe in the ocean air, and let the rhythm slow you down. Our food budget was laughableâwe spent $352 on restaurants in 8 daysâbut not a single regret.
Street food is king here. Bacalaitos (golden codfish fritters), empanadas, mofongo, arepasâyou name it. Want to splurge just once? Go to Guavate on the weekend for roasted pork thatâll make you weep. Itâs a meal and a party rolled into one.
Let's Talk About the Quirks
- Plumbing: Donât flush toilet paper. Yep, thatâs a thing. Trash bins in bathrooms exist for a reason.
- Weather: Youâll sweat buckets and also get randomly rained on. It's a vibe.
- Spanish: Please learn a few phrases. âHolaâ and âGraciasâ open doors (and hearts).
- Crowds: Beat them by doing everything earlierâespecially popular hikes or beaches.
The Beaches: More Than Just Sand
Puerto Ricoâs beaches arenât one-size-fits-all. Isla Verde brings the party, Crash Boat brings the vibes, Domes brings the surfers, and Rincon brings that âletâs move here and open a smoothie shackâ energy. Want something secluded? Try the smaller islands like Culebra or Vieques. Or just drive until the road ends and find your own secret cove.
Pro tip: donât underestimate the magic of standing on a cliff, staring into an endless horizon, and realizing this island is alive beneath your feet.
The Rule We Swear By: Ask the Locals
Every trip we take, we live by one rule: ask the locals. Donât rely on blog posts alone (yes, including this one). Talk to your Airbnb host. Chat with the woman serving empanadas. Ask the guy selling coconuts where to go. People here are proud of their home and happy to helpâespecially when you show respect.
Thatâs how we found ourselves in tucked-away towns, hole-in-the-wall food joints, and quiet beaches no travel app had listed.
A Word on Safety and Respect
We never once felt unsafe. That said, weâre cautious. Donât wander into unfamiliar neighborhoods at night. If youâre curious about La Perla, go during the day, donât take videos without asking, and stay respectful. Itâs not a zoo. It's someone's home.
Puerto Rico has been through a lotâHurricane Maria left wounds that are still healing. Gentrification is real, and over-tourism can hurt more than help. Spend your money where it matters. Tip well. Leave places better than you found them. Learn a bit about the island's history before you roll in with your bucket hat and camera.
So⌠Is Puerto Rico Worth It?
Absolutely. Itâs beautiful, complex, messy, soulful, and a whole lot more than just a tropical vacation spot. Youâll laugh, youâll sweat, youâll probably eat too much mofongoâand youâll love it. Just come ready to experience it, not just consume it.
Stay curious. Be kind. Embrace the weird rain. And maybe pack a pimple patch just in case.