A Week in Puerto Rico: What We Learned So You Don't Have To

Let’s cut the fluff. If you’re thinking of heading to Puerto Rico for your next island escape, this isn’t going to be your average travel brochure spiel. We just spent 8 days sweating, laughing, getting slightly roasted (by both the sun and locals), and falling in love with an island that’s way more than its turquoise beaches and pastel-colored streets.

No resorts. No piña coladas on lounge chairs. Just real stories, local recs, budget wins, and honest mishaps. So if you're down for more than just the highlight reel, let’s get into what you really need to know before booking your ticket to Puerto Rico.

First Things First: Logistics & Local Etiquette

Yes, Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory. You can use your driver’s license instead of a passport, and you won’t need to exchange currency. But don’t let the familiar details fool you—this is its own place, with its own rhythm, pride, and heartbeat. Don’t show up acting like you own the place. A little respect and humility go a long way.

And good news: it’s budget-friendly. We scored flights to San Juan using Daily Drop Pro alerts (shoutout), and found charming Airbnb stays in San Juan, Isabela, and the mountains for $60–$107 a night. No, they weren’t sketchy. Yes, they had real beds.

Rental Cars, Rainforests & Road Chaos

Want to see more than Old San Juan? Rent a car. Just... prepare yourself. Puerto Rican roads are a mix of polite chaos. Stop signs? Suggestions. Road rules? Vibes. But it’s worth every beep and detour. We paid $292 for a 7-day rental. That’s wild. Also, your U.S. credit card likely covers the insurance—check it before you pay extra.

Our advice: Start in Old San Juan, but don’t stop there. Go to El Yunque early (seriously—parking is a competitive sport), get soaked in a rainforest downpour, and climb to the towers before the buses arrive. Trust us, waterfalls are even better when you're the only one there... even if you're dripping wet and forgot a jacket.

Island Time Is Real—Lean Into It

Nothing moves fast in Puerto Rico. Not the service. Not the driving. Not the beach days. And honestly? That’s the point. Embrace it. Sit down, breathe in the ocean air, and let the rhythm slow you down. Our food budget was laughable—we spent $352 on restaurants in 8 days—but not a single regret.

Street food is king here. Bacalaitos (golden codfish fritters), empanadas, mofongo, arepas—you name it. Want to splurge just once? Go to Guavate on the weekend for roasted pork that’ll make you weep. It’s a meal and a party rolled into one.

Let's Talk About the Quirks

  • Plumbing: Don’t flush toilet paper. Yep, that’s a thing. Trash bins in bathrooms exist for a reason.
  • Weather: You’ll sweat buckets and also get randomly rained on. It's a vibe.
  • Spanish: Please learn a few phrases. “Hola” and “Gracias” open doors (and hearts).
  • Crowds: Beat them by doing everything earlier—especially popular hikes or beaches.

The Beaches: More Than Just Sand

Puerto Rico’s beaches aren’t one-size-fits-all. Isla Verde brings the party, Crash Boat brings the vibes, Domes brings the surfers, and Rincon brings that “let’s move here and open a smoothie shack” energy. Want something secluded? Try the smaller islands like Culebra or Vieques. Or just drive until the road ends and find your own secret cove.

Pro tip: don’t underestimate the magic of standing on a cliff, staring into an endless horizon, and realizing this island is alive beneath your feet.

The Rule We Swear By: Ask the Locals

Every trip we take, we live by one rule: ask the locals. Don’t rely on blog posts alone (yes, including this one). Talk to your Airbnb host. Chat with the woman serving empanadas. Ask the guy selling coconuts where to go. People here are proud of their home and happy to help—especially when you show respect.

That’s how we found ourselves in tucked-away towns, hole-in-the-wall food joints, and quiet beaches no travel app had listed.

A Word on Safety and Respect

We never once felt unsafe. That said, we’re cautious. Don’t wander into unfamiliar neighborhoods at night. If you’re curious about La Perla, go during the day, don’t take videos without asking, and stay respectful. It’s not a zoo. It's someone's home.

Puerto Rico has been through a lot—Hurricane Maria left wounds that are still healing. Gentrification is real, and over-tourism can hurt more than help. Spend your money where it matters. Tip well. Leave places better than you found them. Learn a bit about the island's history before you roll in with your bucket hat and camera.

So… Is Puerto Rico Worth It?

Absolutely. It’s beautiful, complex, messy, soulful, and a whole lot more than just a tropical vacation spot. You’ll laugh, you’ll sweat, you’ll probably eat too much mofongo—and you’ll love it. Just come ready to experience it, not just consume it.

Stay curious. Be kind. Embrace the weird rain. And maybe pack a pimple patch just in case.

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May 28, 2025
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